Friday, May 1, 2009

swine flu!

wtf swine flu? What are you doing coming in my town and causing havoc? Everywhere I go it's pig-sick this and oink-fever that.

This piggy malaise has caused a lot of undue panic and obscene field trip cancellations. Plus there were rumors of a forthcoming edict to close all public gathering places, like theatres, etc. Holy shit! It's the porker plague!

The boar disease has been blown out of proportion. Let us not forget that more people die annually of the normal flu than have died of ham virus. so wash your hands and stop fear-mongering. It's serious...but it's not a reason to build yourself a bunker. See you when the hog syndrome has finally blown over.

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  1. I got a message on Facebook from the local Hutch paper, and they were having a public forum with a professional from the health department to talk with the public about swine flu...seriously!? Are the dead returning from the grave???

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